Let them know you mean business — with a side of sass. This laser-cut wooden sign features the bold message:
“Protected by FAFO (F*ck Around and Find Out) Surveillance Services.”
Designed in a classic badge shape and cut from high-quality TruFlat wood, this piece brings humor, edge, and a not-so-subtle warning to your porch, gate, man cave, or she-shed.
Perfect for anyone who values their privacy... and their sarcasm.
Size: Approx. 9" x 10.25"
Materials: Laser-cut TruFlat wood, layered for depth and durability
Finish: Natural wood tones with precision-cut lettering
Lightweight and easy to hang
Indoor use only, not treated for outdoors